this book is far too hilarious to have at work. i have been in hysterics and not doing any dusting.
the book is set out like an old-fashioned reader, with great black-and-white photos throughout.you must all go out and buy it, but i'm sure it's ok if i give you a couple of samples.
"a metaphor is a thing you shout through"
law and government:
"the executor of a will kills the persons who are named therein"
"nets: holes tied together with string"
"a sob is when a feller don't mean to cry and it bursts out all by itself"